I spotted this dude bobbin to the beat of the breeze on a late morning in Goa. He looks part mantis, part honey-i-shrunk-the-giraffe, part spider, part stick bug, and his ass is a deadringer for a calendula seed. Hints of Panzer tank, rhinoceros, and artisan paper origami.

WTF is this thing?

I’m going to reach out to those who know these things and see if I can get an answer before this post goes live. Which is in like two months. It’s late February now, probably won’t post this until late April.


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